ME
reconditechief:

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

SCUTTLE

reconditechief:

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

SCUTTLE

poodaluv1978:

chaste4herbyher:

dreamsofamalesubmissive:

myslutbelongstome:

cyrano-de-sade:

So true…

They should

I do


Absolutely

Real women do too.

poodaluv1978:

chaste4herbyher:

dreamsofamalesubmissive:

myslutbelongstome:

cyrano-de-sade:

So true…

They should

I do

Absolutely

Real women do too.

mrrobotico:

princesuzuki:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Hahahahhaa! Love it!!!

She sang Iggy Azealia. I DIE 

wickedlywenchy:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”


Hakuna your tatas……love that one!

wickedlywenchy:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

Hakuna your tatas……love that one!

wickedlywenchy:

homewardxbound:

quick someone let me borrow $9776 pleeaasse :)


Anyone wanna buy me a little gift? You can even come over and share:-)

wickedlywenchy:

homewardxbound:

quick someone let me borrow $9776 pleeaasse :)

Anyone wanna buy me a little gift? You can even come over and share:-)

in-my-mouth:

Peanut Butter S’mores Pizza

cubbiemcprude:

After checking out the website I feel it’s time to get healthy.

weedblogandcoolshit:

My Grandma Rolling Blunts

ruinedchildhood:

shots fired